Life Religions.....

Taoism -shit happens
Confucianism -confucius says, shit happens
Buddhism -if shit happens, it isn't really shit
Zen-what is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism -this shit happened before
Islam-if shit happens, it is the will of allah
Protestantism-let shit happen to someone else
Catholicism-if shit happens, you deserve it
Judaism-why does this shit always happen to us?
Atheism-i don't believe this shit
Agnosticism-what is this shit