- A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
- ~~~ Well, there's a very simple answer. ~~~ Nobody bothered to check the oil. ~~~ We just didn't know we were getting low. ~~~ The reason for that is purely geographical.~~~
- Our dipsticks are located in DC.Any questions? NO? Didn't think so.
Copied from an email...old one...but still pertinent!